by Kris Reid  March 4, 2010 4:00 am

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  1. by She-Nerd March 5, 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Get a day job and practice at night till you’re ready to play for the symphony. Think of practicing as your ‘real’ job, and work at it faithfully.
    Move close to a rehearsal studio, and find a teacher you can trust.
    Don’t marry for money. There’s a word for that, and it’s not nice. Starts with p.

  2. by glinzek March 8, 2010 at 6:09 am

    Oh aren’t we having fun today? There is a forum for jokes and riddles, why don’t you go there?

  3. by theedgemike March 11, 2010 at 12:10 am

    If you dont want to practice as much as you can, you shouldnt be a musician my friend! I play guitar and practice on average 8 hours a day, i would do more but my body wont let me. The only way you will get into a good orchestra is if you have the determination and drive to be the best you can be… and how do i do that?! i hear you say!… you practice! I know its a bore and very time consuming, but its the most important part of being a musician, its the only way to progress. And to smash your instrument shows to me you must have been very fruastraited or annoyed, i get that too, its normal. Just go to a rehersal and be the best you can. Peace.

  4. by DAVE B. March 13, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Seems like you want it all ,but do nothing to earn it.

  5. by pieter m March 14, 2010 at 9:13 pm

    Join the Army as Musician, that way yew spend al day frow ded boddies in ambulance and al evening play for troop, and if you good looking al nite bonking oficer. Is good life in armi, i leef AWOL before i get buried wit ful Military onos liek mi frents, dey kil in exploson, tere wisky still blow up

  6. by tm99 March 16, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    first of all, you don’t sound the slightest coherent, let alone being honest. anyone who has a common sense and knows anything about getting a job in an orchestra can see that your real problems has more to do with your mental state.

  7. by Bunky the Clown March 18, 2010 at 2:34 am

    Are you kidding?

  8. by guitargadfly March 19, 2010 at 8:56 am

    ROFL thanks for the laugh. Amazing how many people here don’t get parody. If you click on my face over there and check out some of my questions you’ll see that I often monkey around like you do.
    I have a solution for you: Learn rock guitar and join a rock band! You don’t have to rehearse because that stuff is so easy. You can smash your guitar or even an oboe as much as you like, you can chew gum AND sing at the same time,and if you get famous you can marry supermodels with no brains!
    Then later you can hire the LSO to do the “Symphonic” versions of your greatest hits.
    I’ll be at a chamber music recital that night sorry – unable to attend.

  9. by reiki March 21, 2010 at 3:20 am

    hi,i have some links for jobs, best wishes from reiki.

  10. by toutvas bien March 23, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    GIVE UP no work=no job you are to lazy to be a pro be a waitress

  11. by Davis March 24, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    suuuuure.. and this isn’t a joke either. you do need to learn one more great classical piece.. Start to play “far far away.”

  12. by Erina? March 27, 2010 at 4:02 am

    yeah right ;) you’re having a laugh right? You can’t be in any orchestra if you hate practising ;)

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